Monday, January 1, 2007

MOTORBALL : Earth's Premier International Sport

Motorball is the favorite pastime of the citizens of the BadSide Scrapyard cities. Functionally, it serves an important role in society as it allows viewers to temporarily forget the despair of their situation. In actuality, this hyperviolent cross between Roman gladiators and speed skating relieves stress much more with violence than it does with sport. The goal is to carry a heavy motorball across the finish line, or to be the last man standing.

Motorball was created by the Central Management Bureau to relieve violent tension in the Scrapyards. It currently continues to receive funding from A.E.G.I.S. However, the large amount of gambling and revenue garnered from tickets may make motorball self-sufficient at some point.

There are three methods of spectation. The most popular is a first person chair focused on a single competitor. The chair has sensory input, which allows the spectator to feel minor jolts. The second is live spectation in the arena, where fans are protected by a high gate. The last, commonly used when sensory input chairs are sold out, is a series of standing-room only monitors.

The current grand champion is the neurally enhanced cyborg Jashugan, who is so powerful that he only participates in matches with a 3-on-1 handicap and one arm removed. The participants are grouped into several divisions and can advance after certain conditions are met. Although motorballers who prefer fighting to winning tend to not meet these conditions, fighters become popular among spectators.

The motorball weighs 40 kilograms, or around 88 pounds and is 30 centimeters, or around a foot in diameter. It is heavy enough that it can slow down the fastest of competitors from their normal supersonic speeds. The motorball has several randomly activating protrusions that simulate random movement. The protrusions, and thus the movement, can be stopped by hitting a switch within the finger holes of the ball. Should the motorball be lost on a course, a new motorball will be released a predetermined distance from the finish line.


In a normal match, starting position is determined by Amidakuji, a type of random selection. The motorballers start when a stoplight turns from red to green. The motorball is then released by a launcher. Alternatively, in a smaller or special match, a smaller amount of competitors can be led by a pace car, where competition begins when the car releases the motorball itself.
Standard rules are as follows, and can be enforced via time penalties or disqualification.

No stopping for more than 30 seconds or moving backwards across a track

No exploding weapons

No flying or boosters

Only weapons attached to the cyborg body may be used

When only two combatants remain, they may discard the motorball and compete in a one on one fight.

Some arenas may have variations on the rules or an increased rate of dangerous gimmicks on the tracks.

Additionally, combatants may at any time enter their pit stop for repairs. Because of the high rate of limb loss, these stops can be frequent and costly. Re-fitting limbs also tends to decrease their efficiency.


1 comment:

Rev. Dr. Eric Z. Willman said...

There are several types of Motorball of varying complexity. It's a very popular sport, comparable to the baseball or motor sports (Formula 1 races) of our times.

Motorball basic rules

1. The players run around the circuit, and the one who catches the ball and scores a goal wins.
2. The movement along the circuit must be always in the same direction. If a player moves backwards more than 3 meters, he loses points.
3. A player must not stand without moving more than 1 minute. If he does, he's eliminated from the match.
4. If the motorball falls off the circuit or the internal mechanism breaks down, the game is stopped until the motorball is replaced, then the game is restarted keeping the players' respective positions.
5. Guns, missiles and explosives are forbidden.
6. Fighting beyond the goal line isn't allowed.
7. The goalkeeper, if any, must stay in the goal

Observation: when only two players remain on the circuit, it's called "show down" and victory is decided by having both players fight against each other. In such case, the basic rules from 1 to 4 are no longer valid.

It is the Tiphares/Factory who manages all Motorball related business. Players come to the Scapyard from the furthest reaches dreaming with fame. Given the large number of players and people whose survival depends on the games, Motorball is a large and very important business within the Scrapyard. Betting is allowed in the stadiums. Spectators can get into a seat equipped with a monitor and receive the information directly from their favorite player the same way the player sees it, and live the Motorball experience the same way the player does.

First division
The first division matches are seen even in the Salem, since they're considered a first class show. There are less than 50 players in this division.

Second division
This is the most popular league, because of the spectacular dribbling, the fighting techniques, and the outspoken players.

Third division
This is the first step for success for any Motorball team. Motorball fanatics like this league because of the hard playing and the enthusiasm of the players.

Amateur league
These are non-official matches on the streets, where the players have not yet made their professional debut.